Princess Bitch

derp-fox-ok:

the-aro-ace-arrow-ace:

what-even-is-thiss:

First panic attack: *cries* I’m dying and I’m never gonna be happy again

Twentieth panic attack: Really? Right now? How about you eat a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down

Me, sipping tea in the middle of a dreakdown: this is fine.

First panic attack: IM FUCKING DIEING

15th panic attack: ??? Why am i shaking?? Oh panic attack right uh ok well you need to calm down for a sec karen and get back to me later

(via what-even-is-thiss)

I can feel my evolution coming and holy fuck nugget I’m about to be so amazing

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: gladiolus---amicitia, via confirmance)

rebuy:

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

(Source: people, via humorrelated)

owlmylove:

me at 3am: i must buy a lace bralette and new journal and freshly cut flowers and adopt a cat immediately

(via boudoirrbaby)

I need a fic where it’s a huge crossover and Loki is now a reluctant avenger and Potter is there and Loki is protective of him and then someone that harry knows is all like “oi potter! You dating slytherins now” and Loki is confusion.